NoPhone

The NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant
hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world.

In other words, it's the best phone ever made.

COMPANY HISTORY

After raising $18,316 on Kickstarter,
we pitched our plastic rectangle on Shark Tank. Despite being rejected by every shark and humiliated on national television we put our phone on Amazon.com and sold hundreds of NoPhones. A huge success with a shockingly low return rate. While NoPhone may no longer be around today, its impact will never be forgotten or remembered.

We launched the project on Kickstarter and raised $18,316. (Copy) — We launched the project on Kickstarter and raised $18,316.

This plastic rectangle got a lot of press. (Copy) — This plastic rectangle got a lot of press.

TechCrunch, Slate, abc news, The Verge, IBN Live, CNBC, Business Insider, CNET, News Mic, Boston Globe, The Daily Mail, NY Mag, Bustle, Fast Company, The Washington Post, The Daily Mirror

And Van's face was in the newspaper, which now hangs on his mother's fridge. (Copy) — And Van's face was in the newspaper, which now hangs on his mother's fridge.

We have shipped 15,000 NoPhones across the world. (Copy) — We have shipped 15,000 NoPhones across the world.

And we recently released a downgraded model which was named the Most Useless Gadget of All Time. Even more useless than the Apple Watch. (Copy) — And we recently released a downgraded model which was named the Most Useless Gadget of All Time. Even more useless than the Apple Watch.

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